
The Puzzling Place
An anti-gravity room where water appears to run uphill, a hologram gallery and a room that shrinks the grown-ups. Cheap, indoor, and exactly the right length for the age group.
Keswick, Cumbria

England's only true mountain forest, and the family offer matches the setting: Gruffalo sculptures on the trail, the WildPlay adventure area, red squirrel territory and Go Ape in the canopy, with Derwentwater views thrown in.
The WildPlay trail is what the under-8s remember - follow signs from the visitor centre. Squirrels are luck, not promise; brief the crew accordingly on the drive up the pass.
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