
Botanic Gardens, Churchtown
Victorian gardens with an aviary, boating lake, fernery and a good playground, in Southport's prettiest village corner. Old-fashioned in the way that quietly suits small children.
Southport, Merseyside

Over 250 lawnmowers. That is the collection, and it is the work of Brian Radam, a former lawnmower racing champion who assembled it in a building on Shakespeare Street that also houses a working mower shop.
The bit children talk about afterwards is Lawnmowers of the Rich and Famous, which is exactly what it sounds like: machines donated by or associated with famous owners, royalty included. Princess Diana and Prince Charles are both in there.
Elsewhere there are racing mowers, Victorian and Edwardian machines restored to working order, and mowers built by firms you would not expect to find in a shed. Rolls Royce made one. So did Royal Enfield. Entry includes an audio tour, which is generous for three pounds.
Adults £3, children £1, about an hour and you are done. The awkward part is the calendar: closed on Sundays, half day on Saturday, which is unhelpful if your family days happen at weekends. The site asks you to ring and confirm hours, so ring.
Worth knowing: Best from about six, when the daftness of it lands. Under fives will be through it in ten minutes.
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