
Funsters Crewe
A family-run play centre in Crewe since 1997, built round a six-storey play frame that the owners reckon is one of the tallest in Europe. Fixed sessions, fair prices, and a separate baby and toddler time in term.
Soft play & indoor play Crewe
Somewhere dry when the forecast falls apart. Frames, ball pits, sensory rooms and bowling.
Crewe's three soft plays each have their own hook. Funsters on Stalbridge Road has been going since 1997 and is built round a six-storey play frame its owners reckon is one of the tallest in Europe. It runs fixed sessions at £9.95 a child at weekends and in the holidays, with separate baby and toddler time in term. UA Play, the place formerly known as GTC, is in a converted warehouse near the town centre with its own car park: £8.95 a child at peak, from £6.95 in term time, and £1 for adults.
UA Play's term-time stay and play is open-ended, which suits a long wet afternoon, but it is closed on term-time Tuesdays. Playworld in Shavington, just south of Crewe, is family-run and themed as a trip round the world, with dinosaurs, space blasters, a Wembley pitch and the Great Wall. You can drop in on term-time weekdays, while weekends and holidays are booked two-hour sessions. Its prices are not published, so ask when you book.

A family-run play centre in Crewe since 1997, built round a six-storey play frame that the owners reckon is one of the tallest in Europe. Fixed sessions, fair prices, and a separate baby and toddler time in term.

The soft play formerly known as GTC, in a converted warehouse near Crewe town centre, with its own car park, open-ended stay and play in term time and £1 adult entry. Closed on term-time Tuesdays.

Family-run soft play in Shavington, just south of Crewe, themed as a trip round the world: dinosaurs, space blasters, a Wembley pitch and the Great Wall. Drop in on term-time weekdays; weekends and holidays are booked two hour sessions.

Two-tier soft play frame, low climbing wall, pirate ship, crawl tubes and a bouncy slide, plus Messy Monday and sensory sessions during the week.

Bigger than the average soft play: multi-level frame, a spooky room, an astro slide, a climbing wall, two mini bowling lanes and a slot racing track. The bowling is what makes it work when you have a toddler and a seven-year-old to keep happy at once.

Straightforward multi-level soft play with a café that adults can actually sit in. Nothing fancy, reliably works.

Soft play plus bowling under one roof, which solves the two-different-ages problem in a single trip. Ask for the barriers if anyone is under about six.

A council-run play centre in Woolston built for disabled children and adults and anyone with additional needs, with a sea-themed soft play, a calm zone, a pre-school area and a full sensory room with a hoist. Sessions are booked in advance.

Funded holiday clubs with food included, ages 4 to 18, for families on benefits-related free school meals. Worth a look even if you assume you won't qualify.
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