More than a kilometre of muddy obstacles, rope swings, tunnels, tree houses and wobbling bridges, plus the big vertical slides and rides like the Spinning Disk and the Flusher, through a valley that does not care about your washing machine. Children emerge filthy, soaked and demanding another lap.
Spare clothes are non-negotiable, a bin bag for the car seat is the veteran move, and the good trainers stay at home. This is the point of the place, so lean in.
Ages 5 to 18 are £18.90 and adults £14.50, with under 5s free, and everyone who goes in pays, so there is no watching from the side for free. That covers every ride; only food and drink are extra. It is cashless, open 10am to 5pm with last entry at 3pm, and the open dates vary by season, so check the booking calendar before you drive over.
What it costs: Young people 5 to 18 £18.90, adults £14.50, under 5s free. Concessions: Blue Light Card £12.50, disabled adults £10.50, disabled young people £16.50, over 65s and pregnant women £8.50, carers £6.50 with ID. Everything except food and drink is included. Cashless site, and everyone entering pays.
A bonfire, live music and fireworks at 6.45pm on Bonfire Night itself, with the slides and a run of the fairground rides open all evening. The trail is closed for safety, so this is the rides and slides in the dark, not the full Crocky.
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