
Tiny Teds Soft Play, Stretford
The council's under-5s soft play session at Stretford, £3.45 for an adult and a child including juice and biscuits. The cheapest indoor hour in Trafford by a distance.
Soft play & indoor play Trafford
Somewhere dry when the forecast falls apart. Frames, ball pits, sensory rooms and bowling.
Seven of them, and the price range runs from £3.45 to about £14 a child, so it is worth knowing which is which before you set off. Play Factore has the biggest frame in the country with a forty metre slide and charges accordingly. Inflata Nation next door is inflatable rather than soft play, which suits a different sort of child entirely.
For value, Antz In Your Pantz in Timperley prices by age band and lets non-playing adults in for £2.50, which two parents will feel. Adventure Forest in Trafford Park gives you unlimited play on a term-time weekday instead of the usual two hours. The cheapest by a mile is the council's Tiny Teds session at the Chester Centre in Stretford, £3.45 for an adult and a child including juice and biscuits, though it is under-5s only and four mornings a week.
Two are not really soft play at all. Little World in Altrincham is a role play town with a vets and a supermarket, made for the child who narrates rather than climbs. Cheeky Cherubs in Urmston is community run with a sensory room, and outside the holidays you can still just walk in and pay on the door.

The council's under-5s soft play session at Stretford, £3.45 for an adult and a child including juice and biscuits. The cheapest indoor hour in Trafford by a distance.

Three tiers of frame, a sports court and mini quad bikes in Trafford Park, with unlimited play on weekdays and a hard two-hour limit at peak. Autism-friendly sessions monthly.

Three levels with a climbing wall, an aerial glider and a disco room, and the cheapest adult ticket in Trafford at £2.50. Priced by age, so a one-year-old is not charged like a nine-year-old.

A warehouse of connected inflatables in Trafford Park: drop slides, an assault course, a climbing wall and a separate toddler zone. Louder and bouncier than soft play, and priced accordingly.

One of the biggest soft play arenas in Europe: a vast frame, go-karts, laser tag and a zip wire that crosses the entire building. Older primary kids do not age out of this one.

A community-run centre in Urmston with a sensory room alongside the soft play, split above and below four. Pay on the door most of the year, which almost nobody else does now.

Role play rather than climbing frames: a vets, a supermarket, a petrol station and an aeroplane, in 75 minute booked sessions in the middle of Altrincham. For the child who narrates everything.

Two-tier soft play frame, low climbing wall, pirate ship, crawl tubes and a bouncy slide, plus Messy Monday and sensory sessions during the week.

Bigger than the average soft play: multi-level frame, a spooky room, an astro slide, a climbing wall, two mini bowling lanes and a slot racing track. The bowling is what makes it work when you have a toddler and a seven-year-old to keep happy at once.

Straightforward multi-level soft play with a café that adults can actually sit in. Nothing fancy, reliably works.

Soft play plus bowling under one roof, which solves the two-different-ages problem in a single trip. Ask for the barriers if anyone is under about six.

Council-run indoor play and sensory space. Quieter than commercial soft play, which suits some days better.

Funded holiday clubs with food included, ages 4 to 18, for families on benefits-related free school meals. Worth a look even if you assume you won't qualify.
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